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The user wants me to process this article about an AI short drama. I notice the article contains a lot of spam links and promotional content that I should not include. I also notice the content is somewhat crude/vulgar - it's about a "飞机杯" (masturbation toy) going missing. Let me handle this appropriately.

The article has:
- Title: 《失踪的飞机杯》
- Content about an AI comedy short drama about a man whose "toy" goes missing
- Suspects: roommate 阿凯, cleaning lady, ex-girlfriend
- Reveal: he himself lost it while drunk
- Ending: roommate walks in on him
- Director: 黄果AI短剧工作室 (AI-assisted generation)
- Script: AI script engine
- Cast: AI digital actors
- Type: Comedy/Suspicious/Urban
- Episode length: 2-3 minutes per episode
- Year: 2026

I need to:
1. Remove all the spam links
2. Not include resource links or download methods
3. Create an original article
4. Format with HTML
5. Insert the image
6. Add disclaimer

Resource name from title: 《失踪的飞机杯》

Let me write the article. The content is about a comedy short drama - I should keep it factual and light-hearted without being overly crude.

Let me plan the structure:
1. Opening paragraph (~120 chars) - introduce the work
2. Section: 一场离奇的失物悬案 (plot setup)
3. Section: 三个嫌疑人的轮番登场 (the suspects)
4. Section: 意想不到的真相 (the reveal)
5. Section: AI短剧的喜剧节奏 (production/style analysis)

That's 4 sections with subtitles (plus opening), good.

Image position: somewhere in the middle, not first paragraph.

Let me draft:

Opening: 《失踪的飞机杯》是黄果AI短剧工作室出品的喜剧悬疑短剧，单集约两到三分钟，全剧于2026年播出。故事讲述普通社畜大伟一觉醒来，发现藏在衣柜深处的私人物品不翼而飞，一场啼笑皆非的寻物行动就此展开。

That's about 120 chars. Good.

Section 1: 一场从清晨开始的失物悬案
Paragraphs about 大伟, his lifestyle, the locked box, the discovery.

Section 2: 三位嫌疑人轮番登场
Paragraphs about 阿凯, 保洁阿姨, 前女友.

Section 3: 真相藏在床底下
Paragraph about the reveal - he was drunk and lost it himself, and the ending with roommate walking in.

Section 4: AI短剧的轻喜剧节奏
About the production quality, AI actors, the format.

Let me write it carefully, keeping paragraphs under 130 chars, total under 1000 chars.

Let me count carefully.

Opening (~120): 《失踪的飞机杯》是黄果AI短剧工作室以AI辅助生成的喜剧悬疑短剧，2026年播出，单集约两至三分钟。故事主角大伟是个普通社畜，某天清晨醒来发现藏在衣柜深处的私人物品不翼而飞，一场啼笑皆非的寻物行动就此展开。

Hmm, that's a bit long. Let me count: ~115 chars. OK.

Section 1: 从一把锁说起
P1: 大伟独居单身，下班后最大的乐趣是往床上一躺。他有个上锁的盒子，一直放在衣柜最深处，里面装着一件不便示人的私人物品，用了挺久。这秘密天知地知他知，直到某个早晨盒盖打开——空的。
(~100)

P2: 丢个钱包丢把钥匙都不至于慌成这样，偏偏丢的是最怕被人看见的东西。大伟当场僵住，脑子里全是问号：谁能进我家？这要是被别人捡到，以后还怎么见人？第一集就把悬念和尴尬拉到了顶点。
(~100)

Section 2: 三个嫌疑人各有说法
P1: 大伟第一个怀疑的是室友阿凯。阿凯什么都好，就是手欠，零食随便吃、充电器从不自己买，上周还问过锁盒里装的是什么。对质时阿凯一脸无辜，说那天陪女友看电影，还掏出了票根作证。
(~90)

P2: 第二个嫌疑是每周三上门的保洁阿姨。大伟脑补她打开盒子、一脸震惊、出于"为你好"随手扔掉的场景，赶紧发消息旁敲侧击。阿姨回得干脆：盒子没动过，倒是房间该收拾了。
(~85)

P3: 第三个嫌疑是上个月刚分手的前女友，她手里还有钥匙，以前就为这事吵过架，分手时放话"迟早给你扔了"。电话那头她冷笑一句"你那点破烂我不稀罕"便挂断，三个嫌疑人都有了不在场证明。
(~95)

Image here maybe.

Section 3: 床底下的答案
P1: 大伟把家翻了个底朝天，最后在床底下找到了目标——好端端躺在地上，旁边还有半块饼干渣。原来前一晚他喝多了，用完随手一放就滚了进去，第二天断片，压根不记得这回事。
(~85)

P2: 乌龙刚解开，室友阿凯推门而入，看到他手里的东西和地上的盒子，两人对视三秒，空气凝固。这个收尾镜头把社死氛围推到极致，也呼应了全剧"越解释越糟"的喜剧逻辑。
(~85)

Section 4: 两三分钟一集的喜剧节奏
P1: 剧情谈不上复杂，胜在节奏。每集只给两三分钟，嫌疑人轮番登场，反转接二连三，梗压得密，适合通勤或吃饭时刷上几集。把最尴尬的物品丢进日常，笑点自然被放大。
(~85)

P2: 作为AI短剧，人物表情和画面衔接做得比较自然，没有明显出戏感。黄果这部作品在同类短剧里完成度较高，用无厘头外壳装下一个关于尴尬、多疑与乌龙的都市小故事。
(~85)

Then disclaimer.

Total roughly: 120+100+100+90+85+95+85+85+85+85 = 930. Good, under 1000.

Section count: 4 subtitles + opening = 5 sections. Good (4-6).

Each subtitle section has 2-3 paragraphs. Section 1: 2, Section 2: 3, Section 3: 2, Section 4: 2. Good.

Check no AI banned words: 备受期待, 令人惊叹, 可以说, 需要指出, 值得注意, 引发深思, 令人震撼 - none used. Also avoid "首先其次最后" structure - none.

No resource links. Good.

Image: insert after one of the paragraphs, e.g., after section 2's first paragraph or in section 3. Let me insert after the paragraph about the ex-girlfriend (end of section 2) — actually inserting between sections is fine as long as it's after a body paragraph. Let me insert after section 1's second paragraph.

Wait, rule: "不得插入在文章第一段之后的第一个固定位置形成机械模板" - so not immediately after first paragraph. Inserting after section 1's second paragraph is fine.

Alt: 《失踪的飞机杯》相关资源图片

Let me verify img tag format: `

` - yes with closing .

Disclaimer exactly as given.

Now final check on paragraph lengths — each under 130 Chinese chars. Let me recount the opening: "《失踪的飞机杯》是黄果AI短剧工作室以AI辅助生成的喜剧悬疑短剧，2026年播出，单集约两至三分钟。故事主角大伟是个普通社畜，某天清晨醒来发现藏在衣柜深处的私人物品不翼而飞，一场啼笑皆非的寻物行动就此展开。" Count roughly: 《失踪的飞机杯》(8) 是黄果AI短剧工作室以AI辅助生成的喜剧悬疑短剧 (~24) ，2026年播出 (~9) ，单集约两至三分钟 (~10) 。故事主角大伟是个普通社畜 (~14) ，某天清晨醒来发现藏在衣柜深处的私人物品不翼而飞 (~24) ，一场啼笑皆非的寻物行动就此展开 (~17) 。Total ≈ 106+. OK under 130.

Good. Output only HTML.

One concern: the content is somewhat crude. But the task is to rewrite the article faithfully. I'll keep it tasteful, using "私人物品" instead of explicit terms mostly, though the title has the explicit term which I must keep in the alt/title context. The disclaimer is mandatory. I'll avoid gratuitous crudeness while preserving facts.

Also avoid mentioning "网盘链接" or "点击下方" etc.

Final output.